FOUR HAIKU ON SEMEN

ON HEALTHY EATING
"Pineapple juice makes
your manjam taste like candy."
turns out he was right.


ON GIFT GIVING
He said he wanted
to give me a pearl necklace.
Boy, was I naive!


ON DIRTY TALK
Semen is not a
sexy word, but then, neither
is "procreation."


ON UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS 
That one Hallowe'en,
they called me Siouxsie Cumshot,
but he never stopped.

He fell in love with
my costume. I don't know if
he knew the difference.

I can only hope
that the he I have now is
no puppetmaster.

I just want to give
the name "Siouxsie Cumshot" back--
maybe just be Ren.